Put Your Bad Jokes Here...

[No Nicolaitans]

 

A photon checks into a hotel...

Bellhop: Could I help you with your luggage sir?

Photon: No thanks; I'm traveling light!

[2bLikeJesus]

A scientist makes a clone of himself, the scientific world is in awe and can't wait to meet him and his clone.  The big day arrives with great pomp and ceremony and the scientist bursting with pride introduces his clone.  His clone begins swearing a cursing worse than any sailor ever dreamed.  The audience is stunned, and the scientist totally loses it because of the humiliation and grabs his clone and tries to throw him out of the top floor window!  They wrestle him to the ground before he succeeds and charge him with.....

Attempting to make an obscene clone fall.

[Golgotha]

Parent to child doing poorly in Math because he doesn't want to;  "God has commanded you to do math!"

"What?!"  the child asked in bewilderment, "Where is that written in the Bible?!"

Parent reminded the child "God said to go forth & multiply !"

Child's response -> 

[HappyChristian]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

[Salyan]

Groan.....  

[DaveW]

On Sunday, June 26, 2016 at 11:25 AM, HappyChristian said:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

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Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

Did you get clearance to use that joke?

The reason I ask is that it is quite clearly a "Dad joke", and it would definitely require official clearance for a "non-dad" to use it in this manner.......

[HappyChristian]

11 hours ago, DaveW said:

Did you get clearance to use that joke?

The reason I ask is that it is quite clearly a "Dad joke", and it would definitely require official clearance for a "non-dad" to use it in this manner.......

 

[heartstrings]

Hmm.....Seems I heard that one somewhere before...

[No Nicolaitans]

My bad political joke...

 

Why did the Liberal cross the road?

To redistribute their wealth back to his side.

Edited June 29, 2016 by No Nicolaitans

[heartstrings]

What were Lot's last words to his wife?

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"is someone following us?"

[No Nicolaitans]

1 hour ago, heartstrings said:

What were Lot's last words to his wife?

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"is someone following us?"

If that means what I think it means, then that's pretty mean! 

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[heartstrings]

HAHAHAHA!  good one.

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