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Three pieces of string were wanting a cup of coffee each.

The first one walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a cappuccino. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling sorry for himself.

The second poece of string walked into the cafe and asked the barista for a flat white. The barista looked him up and down and said "We don't serve string here". The piece of string walked out both feeling dejected and suffering from coffe cravings.

The third piece of string had watched this happen and formulated a plan. He unravelled his top and tied a half hitch in his middle, then walked into the cafe and asked for a latte. The barista looked him up and down, considered for a minute then said to "Are you a piece of string?"

To which the third piece of string answered, "Frayed knot"..........

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Two blondes are walking along in the country when they come upon some tracks.

The first blonde says "They are rabbit tracks".

The second says "No, I think they are deer tracks".

The first says "No, you are wrong. They are definitely rabbit tracks."

The second, speaking adamantly now proclaims "No, they are without doubt deer tracks".

 

Then they got hit by a train...........

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