These Foods Do NOT Belong Together

[Pastor Matt]

Why do people put these foods together?

• Pineapple and Pizza
• Chocolate and Pretzels
• Popcorn and m&m's
• Turkey and Cranberry Sauce
• Cheese and Honey
• Apple and Cheese
• Ketchup and Eggs

I'm sure there are more, that is all I can put together for right now.

[Jim_Alaska]

I don't have the answer, but I agree. For instance eggs, I like the taste of eggs, why would I dump Ketchup on them?

[Pastor Matt]

Some people put ketchup on everything. 

[Alan]

Not I !!!!!

 

[OLD fashioned preacher]

One of my brothers used to make a sandwich with pickle, peanut butter, banana and ketchup. Our dog even turned his nose up at those sandwiches.

[Jim_Alaska]

I don't even have ketchup in the house. To me the taste of each individual food is so good that I would never slather ketchup all over it. All it does is cover up the flavor, not enhance it in any way.

Hot Sauce, some put it on everything. I have a sister that even carries it in her purse so she won't miss a meal without it.

Spicy hot doesn't go in my mouth at any time.

Hot about what is called Steak Sauce? I hate it. Why would I ruin a wonderful steak by pouring vile tasting steak sauce all over it?

[HappyChristian]

Well.....

Some I agree with, some not.  Totally agree that pineapple does not belong with pizza. However, chocolate/pretzels and popcorn/m and ms are pretty good, IMO. I like salty/sweet. Especially if there's chocolate. =D   And turkey/cranberry sauce (as long as it's the canned jelly hehehe) is delicious!  The only cheese I like with my apple is mozarella. I don't think honey and cheese go together, and ketchup on eggs is gross!

I do, however, like ketchup on some things. Like a hamburger. Ketchup, mustard, mayo. Yum! And steak sauce is good, too.  I even like pickle sandwiches, but only with mayonnaise.  

[Jim_Alaska]

Oh yeah, you reminded me HC, Pickles are gross. Especially dislike them on any sandwich. Order a burger and you almost have to fight them to not put pickles on it. To me pickles on a burger contaminates the whole sandwich. Some say, "just take them off". Nope, once the pickle has hit the burger bun the taste of pickle never goes away. Might as well have a pickle sandwich!    

[No Nicolaitans]

That's IT!!! 

I'm done here!

God's holy infallible word says that by their fruit, you shall know them (paraphrased because I'm really really really really really really really really really really really upset).

Lest ye know, the tomato is a fruit.

Lest ye know, ketchup is derived from the tomato.

I thought that I was among friends here; however, now the cat is out of the bag...it's carved in stone...it's recorded on Google...   

I may be wrong, but I'm  pretty suspicious that the manna that the Israelites ate in the wilderness was scrambled eggs with ketchup on it. 

Anyone who is against scrambled eggs with ketchup is surely a heretic!!!    

Hey...I'm just speaking the truth whether you like it or not!  

 

[Rebecca]

 I like breakfast burritos with scrambled eggs, bacon, and diced tomatoes. I do have to say though, that ketchup, although derived from said tomatoes, belongs on fries and hamburgers, not eggs.   

[No Nicolaitans]

6 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 I like breakfast burritos with scrambled eggs, bacon, and diced tomatoes. I do have to say though, that ketchup, although derived from said tomatoes, belongs on fries and hamburgers, not eggs.   

HERESY!

Next you'll be saying that you don't put ketchup on your hotdogs!

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Mustard? YES - yellow, not brown. Mayo? NO. Ketchup? DOUBLE NO!! And whose depraved mind decided to put whipped cream on top of a milkshake???? Scapping it off still leaves a contaminated shake. I also despise letting my ice cream get soft.

[No Nicolaitans]

3 minutes ago, OLD fashioned preacher said:

Mustard? YES - yellow, not brown. Mayo? NO. Ketchup? DOUBLE NO!! 

H...E...R...E...S...Y...!!!

By the way...I grew up eating mayonnaise sandwiches.

...you bunch'a heathens!

[OLD fashioned preacher]

My wife, upon hearing all this, said, "Hast thou considered that thou mayest just be a picky old man?"

[No Nicolaitans]

That's it! I'm starting a new movement...a new charity...a new cause!

Save the Ketchup

Donations accepted at nonicolaitans.org to help save ketchup from extinction.