"Ban The Person Above You" Game

[Genevanpreacher]

Ban NN....is it your Daddy's tongue?

[No Nicolaitans]

Ban GP for looking for gossip.

[Genevanpreacher]

Ban a NN a?  You know, the fruit with the slippery peeling?

[No Nicolaitans]

Ban GP for wanting to ban such a beneficial fruit...especially #25.

1. Bananas help overcome depression due to high levels of tryptophan, which is converted into serotonin -- the happy-mood brain neurotransmitter.
2. Eat two bananas before a strenuous workout to pack an energy punch and sustain your blood sugar.
3. Protect against muscle cramps during workouts and nighttime leg cramps by eating a banana.
4. Counteract calcium loss and build strong bones by supplementing with a banana.
5. Improve your mood by eating a banana, which regulates blood sugar and produces stress-relieving relaxation.
6. Bananas reduce swelling, protect against type II diabetes, aid weight loss, strengthen the nervous system, and help with the production of white blood cells, all due to high levels of vitamin B-6.
7. Strengthen your blood and relieve anemia with the added iron from bananas.
8. High in potassium and low in salt, bananas are officially recognized by the FDA as being able to lower blood pressure and protect against heart attack and stroke.
9. Rich in pectin, bananas aid digestion and gently chelate toxins and heavy metals from the body.
10. Bananas act as a prebiotic, stimulating the growth of friendly bacteria in the bowel. They also produce digestive enzymes to assist in absorbing nutrients.
11. Constipated? High fiber in bananas can help normalize bowel motility.
12. Bananas are soothing to the digestive tract and help restore lost electrolytes.
13. Bananas are a natural antacid, providing relief from acid reflux, heartburn and GERD.
14. Bananas are the only raw fruit that can be consumed without distress to relieve stomach ulcers by coating the lining of the stomach against corrosive acids.
15. Eating bananas will help prevent kidney cancer, protects the eyes against macular degeneration and builds strong bones by increasing calcium absorption.
16. Bananas make you smarter and help with learning by making you more alert. Eat a banana before an exam to benefit from the high levels of potassium.
17. Bananas are high in antioxidants, providing protection from free radicals and chronic disease.
18. Eating a banana between meals helps stabilize blood sugar and reduce nausea from morning sickness.
19. Rub a bug bite or hives with the inside of the banana peel to relieve itching and irritation.
20. Control blood sugar and avoid binging between meals by eating a banana.
21. Eating a banana can lower the body temperature and cool you during a fever or on a hot day.
22. The natural mood-enhancer tryptophan, helps to relieve Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).
23. Quitting smoking? Bananas contain high levels of B-vitamins as well as potassium and magnesium to speed recovery from the effects of withdrawal.
24. Remove a wart by placing the inside of a piece of banana peel against the wart and taping it in place.
25. Rub the inside of a banana peel on your leather shoes or handbag and polish with a dry cloth for a quick shine.

[ThePilgrim]

Ban NN for going bananas on us.

[Rosie]

Ban Pilgrim for not sharing bananas

[John81]

Ban Rosie because I have no bananas.

[Rosie]

Ban John because I do and just ate one....

[John81]

Ban Rosie for flaunting her banana elitism!

[HappyChristian]

Ban John cuz now I'm getting hungry.

[woolysheep]

Ban HC for changing the topic from bananas (mmm bacon)

 

 

 

[HappyChristian]

Ban wooly cuz I'd love me some BACON! 

[Genevanpreacher]

Ban HC because my wife was in the kitchen bacon some muffins today!

Edited September 30, 2014 by Genevanpreacher

[HappyChristian]

Ban GP cuz I'm sure your house smells great now!

[ThePilgrim]

Ban Happy for being hungry but . . . .