"Ban The Person Above You" Game

[Genevanpreacher]

Ban Bro. Gary for making me laugh.

[2bLikeJesus]

Ban GP for making himself God and by banning me and making him "laugh me to derision". 

 

Psalm 2:4 (KJV)
⁴  He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. 

Edited September 13, 2014 by 2bLikeJesus

[Genevanpreacher]

Hey! You made me laugh again! That's not fair play!

Ban Bro. Gary for 'foolish jesting'.

[2bLikeJesus]

Ban GP for baiting me with a rare word that only appears once in the entire bible!  You knew I couldn't resist using a rare bible word.

 

Ephesians 5:4 (KJV)
⁴  Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks. 

Edited September 13, 2014 by 2bLikeJesus

[Rosie]

ban 2b just because... i can't think of a reason

[2bLikeJesus]

Ban Rosie for acting like Satan and encouraging someone to move against me without cause...

 

JOB 2:3 (KJV)
³  And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant JOB, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause. 

[Rosie]

ban 2b for saying i act like satan 

[No Nicolaitans]

Ban Rosie, because we can't shorten her name like NN, 2b, GP, etc...

[2bLikeJesus]

Ban NN for trying to make Rosie a "byword".

 

JOB 17:6 (KJV)
⁶  He hath made me also a byword of the people; and aforetime I was as a tabret. 

 

It is amazing to me how you can find an appropriate scripture for almost any possible thing you can encounter or think of.  The breadth and depth of God's Word continues to amaze me daily.

Edited September 13, 2014 by 2bLikeJesus

[Rosie]

me too.... I can;t ban 2b cuz he stuck up for me......

[Genevanpreacher]

I can't ban Rosie. She is too nice. So I ban myself for not being able to ban Rosie.

[2bLikeJesus]

As nice as GP is, I must rebuke him so that I might find favor now rather than flatter with my tongue.  Ban GP.

 

Proverbs 28:23 (KJV)
²³  He that rebuketh a man afterwards shall find more favour than he that flattereth with the tongue. 

Edited September 14, 2014 by 2bLikeJesus

[Rosie]

Ban 2b because I need to ban him

[2bLikeJesus]

Over 28 hours has passed so I need to ban poor Rosie, because I have not been banned and it is causing her to lose sleep.

 

Proverbs 4:16 (KJV)
¹⁶  For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall. 

[HappyChristian]

Ban 2b because it's Monday.