These Foods Do NOT Belong Together

[HappyChristian]

I enjoyed a hot dog with ketchup and mustard today. It's been a while! I can only eat Hebrew National (all others upset my stomach). As I was putting on the ketchup I thought of all of you anti-ketchupers. It was tasty to the last bite. 

(this is for you, No Ni)  PEAS be unto all of you. 

[No Nicolaitans]

6 minutes ago, HappyChristian said:

I enjoyed a hot dog with ketchup and mustard today. It's been a while! I can only eat Hebrew National (all others upset my stomach). As I was putting on the ketchup I thought of all of you anti-ketchupers. It was tasty to the last bite. 

(this is for you, No Ni)  PEAS be unto all of you. 

Hebrew National for the win! There are no better!

Thank you HC!

It's nice to have someone BUTTER me up instead of trying to EGG me into a sustenance battle. I RELISH that, so thank you! 

[Jim_Alaska]

A bun with ketchup on it tastes exactly like a bun with a hot dog with ketchup on it. It also costs less.  

Now, a hot dog with ketchup and mustard on it tastes just like ketchup and mustard. They are very effective at covering up the taste of a hot dog or anything else they cover. this is why I dislike steak sauce on steak.

I guess it just comes down to my personal likes and dislikes. I figure if I want to taste tomato I'll just eat a tomato. I don't want my hot dog to taste like tomato.

Am I a bit strange or over the top? Yep I am.

[HappyChristian]

Not a Hebrew National, Jim. They blend with the ketchup, mustard, and bread (sorry, we didn't have any buns hehe) to make one GOOOOOD dog! 

2 hours ago, No Nicolaitans said:

 

It's nice to have someone BUTTER me up instead of trying to EGG me into a sustenance battle. I RELISH that, so thank you! 

I'm so glad it didn't put you into a PICKLE. Wouldn't want any bitterness SPROUTing, right?

As ESCAROLE through this thread, it still makes me laugh. It is THYME for me to go to church now, so ICEE ya'll later.

[No Nicolaitans]

Back to the topic...

These foods do not belong together...

Vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup

...so if anyone needs to get rid of them, send them to me, and I'll take care of them for you. 

[Invicta]

Bread sauce,  with anything

 

[Rebecca]

Pickles and koolaid do not belong together.

 

Surf and turf do not belong together. 

[Pastor Matt]

1 hour ago, Rebecca said:

Pickles and koolaid do not belong together.

That's a thing? 

[Rebecca]

44 minutes ago, PastorMatt said:

That's a thing? 

Yep. Southern food can get a bit ...inventive.  They are known as "koolickles" 

[HappyChristian]

4 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Yep. Southern food can get a bit ...inventive.  They are known as "koolickles" 

Ick! I love pickles, but that sounds gross! LOL

[No Nicolaitans]

7 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Pickles and koolaid do not belong together.

 

5 hours ago, Rebecca said:

Yep. Southern food can get a bit ...inventive.  They are known as "koolickles" 

I live in Georgia, and I've never heard of this abomination! Surely this is the work of Satan and his minions...

[Pastor Matt]

This is why I stay up North. You all are weird. 

[No Nicolaitans]

8 hours ago, PastorMatt said:

You all

no, No, NO! It's y'all.

Well...actually...the proper pronunciation in my area is yaw. So you should have said, "Yaw're weird."

Hmmm...you might be on to something. 

[DaveW]

On 1/23/2020 at 10:08 AM, HappyChristian said:

.....and bread (sorry, we didn't have any buns hehe).....

 

This was a national debate over here not so long ago. Bread or roll.......

For the record, I prefer a snag angled from corner to corner of a square piece of bread, topped with fried onion, and drizzled in tomato sauce, then fold the bread around it all.

But if I get given a bun, I am gracious enough to consume it without grumbling.

And I am serious about it being a national debate - news stories, stations taking votes of their viewers/listeners, even the politicians getting involved.

But everyone knew it was just for fun.

Mostly.

Sorta.

 

[DaveW]

Mmmmmmmmmm………...

Vegemite.