The Never Ending Story...

[OLD fashioned preacher]

met with Jane Fonda, Jimmy Carter and Dennis Rodman. Deciding to get away from such disreputable company, I thumbed a ride to Ulaanbaatar riding ......

[HappyChristian]

...the head goat of a herd that was in boats...

[No Nicolaitans]

Not to be deterred that the goats were in boats, I set my face like flint...nothing...NOTHING would stop me from reaching Mongolia. 

[HappyChristian]

Once there, I plan to contact my friends Byron and Judy to see if they can loan me a horse.

[paid4]

And if they don't have a horse maybe I can trade up to a camel.  I was told this was the same camel in the Ray Stevens videos. He looked a little old so I went with the cow instead. Once I arrived in India a little old man came to me and said "You get off my dead aunt." He scared me and I said "holy cow!!!" He said "you got that right!!" So I jumped off and ran to the nearest shoe store to hide and noticed all of the nice leather shoes. What's that all about?!?!  So I asked the salesman......

[OLD fashioned preacher]

He's said they're okay because they're imported from China so no Indian relatives died in the making of this footwear.

 

Oh, and we have a special -- buy 4 pairs and get a free ...

[HappyChristian]

snakeskin purse.

[Rosie]

i always wanted a snake skin purse so i bought 4 pair of shoes

[Covenanter]

No - the special offer on shoes is BOGOF - you can choose left or right and get the other

[Rosie]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah what a rip off. so much for my snake skin purse.. that reminded not to buy anything else here

[HappyChristian]

Well, after getting my shoes and my free purse, I went out the door and saw...

[John81]

a giant rabbit!

[HappyChristian]

...foaming at the mouth and heading straight for me!

[John81]

A hundred thoughts flash across my mind but which one will prevail?

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Wait, how can it still be coming at me after I sawed it?   So I decided instead to ...