The Never Ending Story...

[ThePilgrim]

So I went and looked in the mirror and lo and behold what did I see but I looked just like Balaams . . . .

[No Nicolaitans]

...sister's husband's father twice removed.

[HappyChristian]

...twice removed from jail! 

[ThePilgrim]

Which I found odd because what one usually sees in the mirror is themselves.  So was I not seeing things too clearly or had I just discovered . . . . I'm my own grandpa?

[Rosie]

so i sat down in my easy chair and pondered this until

[HappyChristian]

I heard, "Supper time..."

[Rosie]

when i got to the table i was a white as a ghost and 

[Genevanpreacher]

...hungry...

[Rosie]

so i prayed and my color started returning but not before

[No Nicolaitans]

I looked at my plate and realized that the horse wasn't just used for glue.

[Rosie]

Oh no not my favorite pet. How could they

[ThePilgrim]

. . . . serve me pinto beans.

[No Nicolaitans]

After all, the horse was a Pinto.

[Jim_Alaska]

So, in the true spirit of political correctness I was duly offended. But not to worry, now I can sue, but wait, there is a little prOBlem with that....

[OLD fashioned preacher]

my name's not Sue.

 

Seeing as how my name is BOB, my head began a pendular swing, so I sat on the swing, while my legs swung and the radio played Western Swing.

 

As my mind swung between perplexities ...