The Never Ending Story...

[Rosie]

or would writing true life stories be more profitable

[John81]

Taking polls is the way to go, so the leadership thought, and they set about to find out the peoples whims so they could please them.

[Rosie]

so what is it fact or fiction

[John81]

After asking themselves that question they answered with a sly grin, "whatever we say it is!".

[Rosie]

so what is it

[282Mikado]

Well...truth is relative...speaking of relatives, did I ever tell you of my Uncle Enor who lived up in the Ozarks (the Oklahoma Ozarks...people ain't quite as touched there)? Seems he found this widget once that went "Zip" when it moved, and "Pop" when it stopped, and, "Whirrr" when it stood still...

Edited October 14, 2014 by 282Mikado

[John81]

Which kept him homebound for years as he pondered just how this could be.

[paid4]

then he realized that in order to get good use out of this widget he must immediately renew his phone contract. So he ran over to the next closest town of......

[No Nicolaitans]

Pittsburg. Pittsburg, Oklahoma that is...population 202.

[282Mikado]

Ballou, where he met a bear conveniently selling discount phone plans. Well, always being practical, Uncle Enor went with the "Bare Necessities" plan and then went about tinkering with his wonderful mechanical widget (that had nothing to do with phones whatsoever) to try and figure out what it was and/or could do.

[Ukulelemike]

Ahyes, I remember my Uncle Enor. I remember when he said to me, "My boy, it's the little things in life that hurt; you can sit on the top of a mountain, but you can't sit on the point of a pin." One day, uncle Enor broke his leg, so we shot him, which was ...

[Rosie]

the best thing to do since he was a horse

[HappyChristian]

and we needed glue

[Rosie]

now we can glue all of the family pictures from way back in the photoalbums

[Jim_Alaska]

_{but now this thing about a horse being in our family lineage is disturbing, so I...}

Edited October 14, 2014 by Jim_Alaska