The Never Ending Story...

[282Mikado]

drink some Alka-Seltzer (I still can't believe I ate the whole thing). While there I introduced Blue to Speedy 

 

(thinking the latter could assist the former in overcoming his velocity limitations), and returned to the "Death Scrabble" match where...

[John81]

in an incredible display of ingenuity...

[paid4]

he played the word "quizzify" across two triple word squares and scored 419 points. I knew he had won so I turned over my....

[Covenanter]

Real squares Blue's eyes on stawks had been watching

[paid4]

and I thought "how do you respond to a statement like that" so I said....

[HappyChristian]

"How do you respond to a statement like that?" And then I picked up my...

[paid4]

mouse and moved my cursor to post and clicked it and began typing ........

[paid4]

and as I was typing my mind began to wander....what's for lunch? So I went out to ........

[HappyChristian]

pick up a bucket of chicken...

[Salyan]

...from Poulet Frite Kentucky (because apparently I am now in Quebec)...

[282Mikado]

Who happened to be running a "Blue" light special on escargot (seems Speedy doubles as a specialty foods salesman), and so I placed a double order...

[Rosie]

my mouth was watering anticipating how good it was going to taste

[Genevanpreacher]

And then I thought to myself, "wait a minute, escargot is snails!! What am I doing?". Then as I was thinking, another thought crossed my mind...

[Covenanter]

I was contemplating the slaughter of a creature with a firm grip on the rock, & with his eyes pointing up to heaven

[No Nicolaitans]

So I put aside my guilt-ridden conscience for slaughtering a creature with a firm grip on the rock with his eyes pointing up to heaven...otherwise known as...a dasyurid.