The Never Ending Story...

[ThePilgrim]

Blue? Yes Blue that giant snail dis indeed have something to say.  "We have got to get it together and pull together before we are pulled apart by the powers of . . . .

Edited October 7, 2014 by ThePilgrim

[OLD fashioned preacher]

the universe, but don't fear call 444-444-4444 and may the 4s be with you.

 

On that note (single quaver), I knew something strange was in the air.

 

I felt like the time when ...

[Covenanter]

the snail's MASSIVE power to weight ratio would transform the situation

[HappyChristian]

and so I reached for the salt...

[ThePilgrim]

How true, said Blue,  but unfortunately I am (being a snail, no matter how huge) extremely slow.  Too slow I am afraid to help in this dire circumstance, so . . . . . that salt on my tail did not help at all.

Edited October 7, 2014 by ThePilgrim

[Salyan]

Seeing that he felt velocity limited in his capacity as a snail, I offered to introduce to Herbert. But...

[HappyChristian]

I couldn't remember who Herbert was, so...

[Ukulelemike]

...I introduced Blue to the sole of my shoe

by means of a kick upon his wazoo...

[ThePilgrim]

The kick on wazoo reminded Blue that it had been a long time since he had made a music with his friends,  So Blue picked up his kazoo and flipper took his guitar and together they sang a duet of . . . .

[No Nicolaitans]

Dueling Banjos.

[ThePilgrim]

And it sounded like this . . . http://www.wimp.com/banjOBrothers/

[Genevanpreacher]

Which, afterwards became the anthem of a small country named 'Kin-turkey', which the state of Kentucky avidly fought in court over an infringement of patent on their name, which drew people from all areas of the country to get involved in a ...

 

[Excellent jOB from these yunguns too! I had to watch it twice!!]

Edited October 8, 2014 by Genevanpreacher

[No Nicolaitans]

...game of Scrabble - TO THE DEATH!

[HappyChristian]

As they scrambled to play Scrabble, they ate Scrapple. I watched in awe as they downed that gross stuff, never dreaming that I...

[ThePilgrim]

would learn to like it too.  Having ate my fill I got up from the table and went into the kitchen to . . . .