14 Things Not To Say To Your Pastor

[The Glory Land]

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[The Glory Land]

1. I want a raise...  

[The Glory Land]

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[Alimantado]

3. I go on internet forums and start about 5 conversations about you a week.

[The Glory Land]

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4. Who was that other woman, I seen you with yesterday? 

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[Jeny]

Thank God our church are lead by Pastors with really good testimony.

[Ukulelemike]

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5.  What? YOU'RE still here?

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[OLD fashioned preacher]

6) You didn't start this thread as an attempt to stretch the count to 50 without a mod posting, did you? (Just making sure)

[HappyChristian]

7.  Thank you.

[Salyan]

3. I go on internet forums and start about 5 conversations about you a week.

 

[Standing Firm In Christ]

8. I'm ready to be baptized... but only if you fill the tub with green jello.

[Ukulelemike]

9: Thanks for baptizing me...see you in a year or so.

[HappyChristian]

Whoops...I read the title wrong.  

 

7) Thanks for nothing.

[The Glory Land]

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10. Pastor do you tithe?  

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[Standing Firm In Christ]

11. Sorry pastor. No tithe this year. Only nine lambs born.