Dirty Laundry Goes Here....

[swathdiver]

Post here things that are not clean, but clean to read. I drop a cookie on the floor, pick it up and ate it.

 

 

If you picked it up within 3 seconds it doesn't count as dirty.

[The Glory Land]

If you picked it up within 3 seconds it doesn't count as dirty.

It was more than 3 seconds...

[John81]

So long as you blow on it all's good!

[Montanabeliever]

When I was a kid, I was a professional  garbage picker  When people move, I would go through their trash. They would throw away what I call collectables today. You name it, clock, radios, fans, bikes, toys and more. This is where I found my first Adult magazines, did not know what to do with it, so I just threw them away. I wonder what they would be worth today?     Just kidding guys… 

 

 

My brother actually used to do this.  He'd take them home, dismantle them and getting them working again. 

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Running a truck of orange juice back from Umatilla, Fl to Pensacola, Fl. It was getting late and I was hungry. I knew that if I passed Defuniak Springs I wouldn't find anything open for a quick burger grab until Pensacola.

 

Somewhere around 6th or 7th gear I dropped the burger on the floorboard, scooped it up, blew it off the best I could while driving and ate a gritty burger. As I said, I was hungry.

[The Glory Land]

So long as you blow on it all's good!

 

 

I did do this. but I also licked frosting off my dirty  fingers.

[The Glory Land]

My brother actually used to do this.  He'd take them home, dismantle them and getting them working again. 

 

 

I thought you were talking about the magazines there for a moment, my friend....           

[OLD fashioned preacher]

I thought you were talking about the magazines there for a moment, my friend....           

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Have we a hang up? Or just fishing in a mud puddle?

[The Glory Land]

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Have we a hang up? Or just fishing in a mud puddle?

 

Sorry, I don't understand this English.

[Salyan]

Sorry, I don't understand this English.

 

I think you understand it just fine. Stop skirting around inappropriate subjects.

 

"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." Phil 4:8

[JerryNumbers]

I used to go through the dumpster behind the school at the end of the school year. Sometimes one might find a cool map, some good books and various odds and ends. One of my cousins got a large, very cool looking map of the galaxy and hung it on their bedroom wall.

 

 

I've got an old Webster's dictionary that Linda while she worked in the school lunchroom, one day leaving work she saw many books stacked up by the dumpster. She looked though a few of them & remember hearing me say that I would love to have an old Webster's dictionary so she picked it up & brought it home to me. 

[The Glory Land]

I think you understand it just fine. Stop skirting around inappropriate subjects.

"Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." Phil 4:8

You are nice, thank you. I got it, keep clean.

[Ukulelemike]

Here's a couple about candy:

 

  When I was a kid, maybe 5th grade, my friend and I, for whatever reason I don't remember, were digging around in the dumpster behind a supermarket, and we found like a whole case of Kraft Caramels. Unopened. We didn't know why they threw them out, but we gorged ourselves on them, and brought a bunch home with us. Never got sick or anything.

 

My wife is worse:

 

One day we had made a visit to a friend at the hospital. IN the elevator, my wife found a gummy worm on the floor, and she picked it up and ate it. And she calles ME childish!

 

Don't tell her I told you!

[Salyan]

One day we had made a visit to a friend at the hospital. IN the elevator, my wife found a gummy worm on the floor, and she picked it up and ate it. And she calles ME childish!

 

Don't tell her I told you!

In a hospital yet!! Yeeuchk!!  

[The Glory Land]

Here's a couple about candy:

 

  When I was a kid, maybe 5th grade, my friend and I, for whatever reason I don't remember, were digging around in the dumpster behind a supermarket, and we found like a whole case of Kraft Caramels. Unopened. We didn't know why they threw them out, but we gorged ourselves on them, and brought a bunch home with us. Never got sick or anything.

 

My wife is worse:

 

One day we had made a visit to a friend at the hospital. IN the elevator, my wife found a gummy worm on the floor, and she picked it up and ate it. And she calles ME childish!

 

Don't tell her I told you!

 

 

Now that was a good one. I think everyone had a hamberg fall bettween the grill and down onto the floor. Nobody looking     put it onto the plate quick.     Lunch time..