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She was sitting on the pew, being good, when she decided to change positions. Somehow, she ended up rolling head over heels onto the floor. When she got up, she came over to me and just sat on my lap all bewildered as to what just happened.

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Several years ago, one morning in church service, our pastors wife was letting her grand son play with a fiction car.

To be honest it was disturbing me, and my thoughts towards our preacher wife were not to nice, but she did get paid back.

The youngen would hold that friction car down on the church pew and push it forwards real fast, those wheels would be wound up real good and would whining quite loud for a good minute or so.

The last time he did this, he held the friction car up to his grand mothers hair, her hair got tangled up in the wheels, quite an amazing sight to behold. She tried with all her might to hold the sound within her, but still much of the sound from pain from the puling of her hair found its way out of her mouth. She them did what she should have at 1st, made the kid set and behave his self. Them she went about trying to get her hair from the grip of those wheels and axels on that little friction car.

I must say, it nearly killed me trying to hold in the laughter from what I just witnesses with the preachers wife and her grandson that Sunday morning.

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