The Never Ending Story...

[282Mikado]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night? To which he replied...

Edited October 9, 2014 by 282Mikado

[Rebecca]

"Of course not, it gains flavor and protein if any bug happens to wander into it", he said as he was loaded into an ambulance. Grateful for his insightful knowledge of abandoned chewing gum, I waved as the ambulance sped off, running over my bicycle in the process. As I pondered my current vehiclessness I saw...

[ThePilgrim]

A mounted mounty who had lost his way and wandered south of the border down Nebraska way just happened to ride by and asked me which way was north.  I responded :it's that'a'way Mr. Mounty to which he responded . . . .

[Ukulelemike]

'That's Mountie, eh, not Mounty!  Get it right, eh." and he wandered back toward the Great White North, mounted upon his mighty, wait a minute! That's not horse he's mounted on, it's a...

[ThePilgrim]

Moose.  So I asked him what he had named his mount and he responded, Bullwinkle.  At which time I broke into a fit of laughter.  The mounty (sorry mountie) dismounted, grabbed me by the collar, lifted me off my feet and said . . . .

[OLD fashioned preacher]

now that I'm down from my high horse (or high moose) I'm out to make your day quite Rocky. I've a mind to send you soaring like a flying squirrel.

 

I told him, relax pal before ...

[HappyChristian]

Natasha sees you.  Boris came running along and...

[282Mikado]

... realized this was his perfect opportunity to eliminate both Bullwinkle and that pesky "do-right"-er Dudley (the mountie) and impress Fearless Leader, but just before he could put his plan in motion...

[OLD fashioned preacher]

I pointed out that they were all fictional characters. With that they disappeared, but since Nebraska doesn't really exist (do you personally know anyone from Nebraska? No? See, I told you it doesn't exist -- it's just part of a governmental geographic disinformation conspiracy) it also disappeared. Now I had no transportation, no help and no clue as to where I was. Putting on my thinking cap (from my Romper Room days) I clicked my heels 3 times and said ...

[HappyChristian]

"There's no place like Jerome. There's no place like Jerome...(Ohio)"

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Instantly I thought, "WHAT am I doing????" Sure, Ohio's a great place to be from ----FAR FAR from, that is! 

 

That's it, great advice little round bouncy fella -- run for the hills. Alas, the Rockies which are more expedient or the Appalachians which are far better.

 

So, the mind greatly settled (and cracked), I proceeded post haste to ...

[282Mikado]

think what to do next. Suddenly I began to hear a buzzin' buzzin' and in the distance I saw a number of people seemingly Letting their feet fly and their arms fly, too, buzzin' around round and round Like Do-Bee-do. Weird. So I...

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[OLD fashioned preacher]

sought to hide. In The Hiding Place I expected to find Corrie Ten Boom but instead I found a bespectacled guy who looked 7 months pregnant with a black,grey and white beard.

 

Recognizing him as OFP made me realize my location was "under a rock". Great, now I knew where I was but still had no way home (or anywhere else). OFP said his church could get me a ticket on the train. What train? The 282Mikado express. Wonderful, after boarding and getting under way I realized I didn't know where this train was bound for (in spite of the choir singing out the destination).

 

In asking the conductor as to where this train would conduct me I was told ...

[Rosie]

to the White House

[ThePilgrim]

I yelled, "Let me off."