Members Genevanpreacher Posted October 8, 2014 Members Posted October 8, 2014 Which as any Bugs Bunny fan would know, is Taz... a Tasmanian Devil... and boy was he mad... No Nicolaitans 1 Quote
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted October 8, 2014 Moderators Posted October 8, 2014 ...so I shot him. No Nicolaitans 1 Quote
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 8, 2014 Members Posted October 8, 2014 Boy...and I thought Taz was mad. That was nothing compared to the raving fury displayed by PETA after learning that I had shot poor Taz. Quote
Moderators OLD fashioned preacher Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Posted October 9, 2014 Which, since PETA is the organization of "People Eating Tasty Animals", wouldn't have been that bad had it not been for the wanton waste of deviled meat. Â Needing to leave town fast, I hopped on my trusty ... No Nicolaitans 1 Quote
Members Rosie Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 bicycle and peddled as fast as I could... Quote
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 After rounding the corner of 3rd and Main, I cut through the grounds of First Presbycostalodist's Community Church of Latter Day Adventist's Holy Mother's Orthodox Assembly, but... 282Mikado 1 Quote
Members ThePilgrim Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 and a nasty motorist yelled at me for riding in the middle of the road (seemed to think I should OBey the rules of the road) . . . . idiot. Quote
Members No Nicolaitans Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 It was at that moment I realized that my trusty Schwinn's brakes had failed, and I was heading straight for a... Quote
Members ThePilgrim Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 Yes indeed, it was Cliff an old friend of mine from the Nebraska panhandle. Â Cliff reached out with his foot and jammed it into my spokes so I could stop. Â Good friend Cliff! Quote
Members Covenanter Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 however, with that sudden stop I flew into the air and over the edge of the Grand Canyon Quote
Members 282Mikado Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) ...and found it very fortunate that the Grand Canyon of the Nebraska Panhandle is only 18" deep (its "Grand because it runs 100 miles east to west and 125 miles north to south). Having only suffered minor scrapes and contusions from the fall, I picked myself up, dusted myself off and... Edited October 9, 2014 by 282Mikado Quote
Members Rosie Posted October 9, 2014 Members Posted October 9, 2014 and said to myself. thank God that wasn't the real Grand Canyon Quote
Moderators Ukulelemike Posted October 9, 2014 Moderators Posted October 9, 2014 So, I shot Cliff.....a glance, and wondered how his foot was, having been jammed into my moving wheel spokes, so I asked him, ... Quote
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