Did Jesus Save You From Your Sins?

[Dr James Ach]

You would have to ask the question properly.

 

and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???  Yes or No

[Dr James Ach]

Why is what a doctor does called "practice"?

 

Why is an airport called "terminal"

 

Why is a boxing ring square?

 

Why when 2 planes don't hit each other it's called "near miss"?

 

 Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

 

Why does a psychic ask for a credit card number?

 

. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

 

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

 

 Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

 

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

[LindaR]

You would have to ask the question properly.

 

and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???  Yes or No

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Standing Firm In Christ]

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[Salyan]

Wow! This is the thread of the crazies. And I'm not talkin' bout the OP either. :lol:

[John81]

Wow! This is the thread of the crazies. And I'm not talkin' bout the OP either.

*In Elvis impersonated voice* "Thank ya, thank ya very much."

[Jesuspaiditall4all]

Sometimes it helps to be crazy!?  Yes or No?

Is that your final answer?      

[PreacherOfTruth]

1 Peter, Chapter 3, 15: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear:

 

Matthew, Chapter 10, 33: But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

[John81]

Sometimes it helps to be crazy!?  Yes or No?

Is that your final answer?      

Yes! Well, until it's no, but then it will be yes again later!

[PreacherOfTruth]

I do not think you all are aware you will give

an account for all these idle words. it is not going to go well for you in the end.

[DaveW]

I was wrong...... but I think it won't be long.

[John81]

These words are not idle, they are moving and serving a greater purpose.

[PreacherOfTruth]

These words are not idle, they are moving and serving a greater purpose.

You have to convince God not me.

[John81]

Victory In Jesus! What a wonderful song that stirs the souls of believers and makes the devil tremble.

[PreacherOfTruth]

Victory In Jesus! What a wonderful song that stirs the souls of believers and makes the devil tremble.

The devils fear me and tremble.