Smart Kid

[bibletotingunslinger]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat
was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[HappyChristian]

:lol: :lol:

[chev1958]

Ouch! :lol:

[John81]

:cool

[sarcrew]

:lol:

Wayne

Musta been a public school!

[IM4given]

:lol: :lol:

[bibletotingunslinger]

After buying her kids a pet hamster, after they PROMISED
they would take care of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the
responsibility.

One evening, exasperated, she asked them, "How many times do
you think that hamster would have died if I hadn't looked
after it?"

After a moment, her youngest son replied quizzically,
"Once?"

[John81]

:haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha :haha

I wonder if mom gave her smart child a cookie for getting the answer correct? :rollover:

[dadof4]

LOL!

[bibletotingunslinger]

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, 'Under God.'

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a

classroom. The teacher was going to explain

evolution to the children. The teacher asked

a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree

outside?


TOMMY: Yes.


TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass

outside?


TOMMY: Yes.


TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see

if you can see the sky.


TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes

later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER: Did you see God up there?


TOMMY: No.


TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see

God because he isn't there. Possibly he just

doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the

boy some questions.


The teacher agreed and the little girl asked

the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree

outside?


TOMMY: Yes.


LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass

outside?


TOMMY: Yessssss!


LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?


TOMMY: Yessssss!


LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the

teacher?


TOMMY: Yes


LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?


TOMMY: No


LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we

were taught today in school, she possibly

may not even have one!


(You Go Girl!)


FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT'

II CORINTHIANS 5:7

[John81]

:thumb :lol:

[qwerty guy]

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?


TOMMY: No


LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we

were taught today in school, she possibly

may not even have one!

Pwnage