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On 12/5/2017 at 11:32 PM, DaveW said:

Two atoms meet up one day for lunch, and the first one says to the second one" So how are you?".

Atom 2: "Not feeling the best - I've lost an electron."

Atom 1: "Are you sure?"

Atom 2: "Yep. I'm Positive."

Atom 1: I found it....now it's mine

Atom 2: hmm...that's ionic

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Got this one from a book titled "The Exceptional Man: Bold, Balanced, Biblical" that I am currently reading that Bro. Stacey Shiflett wrote. Great book so far by the way, I highly recommend it.

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Two men were golfing one Saturday. As they were about to tee off, a funeral procession drove by. The older man stopped and took his hat off and placed it over his heart until the last car had driven by. Then he put his hat back on and commenced to tee off. The younger man looked at him with awe and said, "Sir, that was about the most decent thing I've seen anybody do in a long time." The old man shrugged and said, "Well, it was the least I could do. I was married to her for forty years!"

 

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Daughter:  "I've just changed my major to philosophy."

Father:  "That's great because they just opened that new philosophy factory in town."

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