Put Your Bad Jokes Here...

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[Jim_Alaska]

You are right on the ball for early morning Bro. Stafford. That one is probably older than I am. :)

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[Jim_Alaska]

Good one Bro. Stafford, I have never heard it before.

[fastjav390]

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?

A: Ton

[1611mac]

There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[weary warrior]

11 minutes ago, 1611mac said:

There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Ummm.....still scratching my head. I surely don't understand binary.

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[1611mac]

10 hours ago, weary warrior said:

Ummm.....still scratching my head. I surely don't understand binary.

In "binary" numbering system "10" = "2"  

So...Re-read the "joke" replacing "10" with '2" 

[weary warrior]

Three blonds walked into a bar ...

... the fourth one ducked.

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[weary warrior]

15 hours ago, 1611mac said:

In "binary" numbering system "10" = "2"  

So...Re-read the "joke" replacing "10" with '2" 

Don't you just hate having to explain your jokes to the Luddites of this world?

But it does make sense now.

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[No Nicolaitans]

12 minutes ago, Brother Stafford said:

I just heard that Twiki, from Buck Rogers, has passed away from dia-bidi-bidi-bites.

bidi-bidi-bidi-Buck!