The Never Ending Story...

[Rosie]

head right for it to see what it would do

[John81]

then much to my surprise

[Rosie]

it turned and headed back where it came from

[John81]

So I felt compelled to follow

[Genevanpreacher]

the critter back to where ever it came from. Well, after 3 days and 3 nights of traveling, we came across ...

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Jonah, who was running from a call to North America -- afraid that there would be revival like happened in Nineveh.

 

Asking where he parked the whale (and if the meter was still running), his reply was ...

[Genevanpreacher]

"Oh no, I forgot to leave the brake on! AHHHGGG!" So off I ran back to the whale with all hope lost. As I rounded the last curve in my journey, there stood right out in front of me...

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Caligula with an inch and a half fire hose trying to put out Mt Vesuvius. Shaking my head, I hollered out (in the words of Catherine the Great) ...

[Genevanpreacher]

"Get off my foot, Harold!"...

[Rosie]

hurry its breaking

[Covenanter]

I looked up & saw she was referring to the weather breaking

[John81]

when out of the clouds appeared

[Covenanter]

my friend the whale

[John81]

with a very puzzled look upon his face

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Seeing  an airborne whale made me concerned of the dangers of a whale (or even whale droppings -- aren't you glad cows can't fly) falling on me and pulled out my handy ACME umbrella I OBtained from Wile E. Coyote.

 

So, as I directed Wally Whale in for a landing I realized there was a prOBlem because ...