The Never Ending Story...

[ThePilgrim]

 . . . . slugs, slugs, big, slimy, disgusting slugs.

[Ukulelemike]

"CHOCOLATE FROSTED SUGAR SLUGS!" I cried with delight, as I lifted my spoon and... 

[HappyChristian]

...slurped them in and let them sliiiiiide down my throat...

[Covenanter]

As more non-human witnesses to human responsibility for creation care suffer the inordinate greed of contributors to the never-ending story,

[No Nicolaitans]

So, as I reminisced over everything that happened up until this point...the storm, the house, OBama, the bicycle, the goats, the submarine with a screen door, the various places I'd been, the cereal, the snails, the slugs, and the mandate to care for God's creation...

 

I realized it wasn't all for naught. Life¹ had meaning²...a purpose³...a greater cause⁴ ! So, I picked up the phone (where it came from, I don't know) and called the most important person in my life at that moment...

 

RING...RING...RING

 

Thank you for calling Domino's, how can I help you?

 

Yeah, I've been ²meaning to call and order, but I've been through a lot lately...sorry. Uhm, my ³purpose in calling is to order a pizza and have it delivered. Can you guys do that?

 

Well...er...that's what we do sir. What are you wanting?

 

Oh yeah...sorry. Large pepperoni, extra cheese, and mushrooms...⁴cause after everything I've been through, that sure would make my life¹ worth livin'. You wouldn't believe everything I've experienced, and as far as I remember, I haven't eaten a thing except a bunch of cereal with slugs in it.

[Standing Firm In Christ]

"We don't serve slugs on our Pizza's Sir," came the reply. "You might try Little Caesar's on the next block."

[Rosie]

But I'm really in a hurry here. I could get called at any moment

[HappyChristian]

And I really, really, really like pizza (without slugs!)!

[Rosie]

Hey I could take an order of garlic sticks too

[Covenanter]

sorry - we can't hurry the slugs, 

[Rosie]

OK then leave off the slug. Do u have lucky charms

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Charmed, I'm sure, but this is NOT your lucky day.

 

I suggest you go down the street to the Mexican Chinese Pizza place where you can get a fajita pizza with roasted cat -- or ...

[Rosie]

Rat

[Standing Firm In Christ]

And a fortune cookie for luck

[Rosie]

When the food arrived I devoured it with frenzy then