I thiink I've met this guy

[OLD fashioned preacher]

A young preacher appeared before a pulpit committee.The chairman of the committee asked, "Young man, do you know your Bible?" "Yes", the young man replied, "I know my Bible." "What part do you know the best?" the chairman asked.The young preacher replied, "Well, I know it all good....the Old Testament and the New Testament." The chairman said, "Well, why don't you tell us a story... How about the story of the Good Samaritan?"

The young preacher replied that would be fine with him, so he began: "There was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus who went down to Jericho by night, and fell on stony ground, and the thorns choked him half to death. He said 'What shall I do? I shall arise and go to my Father's house.' So he arose and climbed up into a sycamore tree.The next day Solomon and his wife Gomorrah came by, and they carried him down to the Ark for Moses to take care of. As he was going through the eastern gate of the Ark, he caught his hair on a limb for forty days and forty nights.And afterward he was an hungred and the ravens came and fed him.The next day the three wise men came and carried him to Nineveh, and when he got there, he found Delilah sitting on the wall, and he said 'Chunk her down boys!'. And they asked,'How many times shall we chunk her down? Till seven times?' And he said, 'Nay, but till seventy times seven' and they chunked her down four hundred ninety times, and she burst asunder in their midst, and they picked up twelve baskets of the fragments that remained, and in the resurrection -- whose wife will she be?"

After he had finished, the chairman of the committee turned to the other members and said, "I don't know about you, but I think we ought to call him. I know he's young, but he sure knows his Bible!"

[pneu-engine]

:haha :haha :haha

[Marcus2Israel]

:lol: :lol:

[Charbo]

:lol: :lol:

[Guest Guest]

That's pretty good.
God bless,
Crushmaster.

[anime4christ]

It's funny, but is partly based on truth. I've seen quite a number of preachers who mix Bible stories together.

[IM4given]

I think I visited that church once! :lol:

[futurehope]

I think I visited that church once!

I don't think I remember seeing you...of course, the lights sometimes get in my eyes when I'm preaching and I can't see all the congregation. :Bleh :lol:

[PreacherBen]

That preacher's wife's testimony can be found here. :tum

[John81]

The congregation will love him!