Last one to post in this thread wins

[No Nicolaitans]

Just now, DaveW said:

Wow that's amazing!

What is the Bible reference for that info?

 

Oh and the page 1000 first post is mine!

CHEATER!

[DaveW]

Just now, No Nicolaitans said:

CHEATER!

Hey......... YAY it really was me!

[No Nicolaitans]

31 minutes ago, DaveW said:

Hey......... YAY it really was me!

Miracles never cease!

Now that I think about it, I'm going to contact the Administrator of this forum and voice my complaint. You have lain in wait and connived your way into reaching this plateau at the detriment of other members. In your supraconnivetivity, you have caused great harm to those of us who sought only to reach some level of notoriety based upon sincere and forthright legal means. May your biscuits be burned, your gas have water in it, and when you lay your head down at night, may your thoughts be consumed with images of Joel Osteen's smiling face. 

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

[DaveW]

My wife NEVER burns buscuits - or anything else for that matter - I  have had a bit of gas lately, but I think that needs to be left right there, but the last one!!!!!!!! Due to time differences, I am soon to find my way into bed, and now I will have nightmares of JO!!!!!!!!!!

 

I didn't really understand the rest because I am not a calvinist and so multisyllabic words lose me a bit.........

[No Nicolaitans]

6 minutes ago, DaveW said:

I  have had a bit of gas lately, but I think that needs to be left right there

   

Perhaps I should've said "petrol"?

[DaveW]

Just now, No Nicolaitans said:

   

Perhaps I should've said "petrol"?

 

I figured, but I couldn't help myself.

 

Oh and:

44 minutes ago, No Nicolaitans said:

supraconnivetivity

I tried pronouncing it and just ended up laughing........

[No Nicolaitans]

46 minutes ago, DaveW said:

 

I figured, but I couldn't help myself.

 

Oh and:

I tried pronouncing it and just ended up laughing........

Thanks for being such a great sport about it!   Made my day better...

supraconnivetivity:

From No Nicolaitans' Dictionary of Reformededish Wordisms...

pronunciation: soopra-kohnive-ah-tiv-ah-tee

1. To connive one's self (to the uttermost).

2. To insert one's foremost desires for a desired end at the detriment of others at any cost.

3. To be all conniving and such...

Derived from supraconnivetivityism; which is, the embodiment of one who practices supraconnivetivity.

[Rosie]

congrats Dave, you did it. now lets see who can get to 1001 first

[DaveW]

On 6/18/2017 at 2:34 AM, Rosie said:

congrats Dave, you did it. now lets see who can get to 1001 first

To be honest, all the pressure has been a bit much for me - I just don't think I have the strength for another new page first post battle........

[No Nicolaitans]

35 minutes ago, DaveW said:

To be honest, all the pressure has been a bit much for me - I just don't think I have the strength for another new page first post battle........

So basically...you've run out of gas...

  

[Rosie]

this ain't it

[No Nicolaitans]

Eat my dust!

[Rosie]

where oh where is my duster

[DaveW]

On 6/19/2017 at 8:58 PM, No Nicolaitans said:

So basically...you've run out of gas...

  

Unfortunately, no....... 

[No Nicolaitans]

34 minutes ago, DaveW said:

Unfortunately, no.......