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Ban Palatka because is your church a church plant?

Macedonia Missionary Baptist Church was founded in 1916 and had an active roll of over 100 members throughout the '20s. 1930's was rough for this community. It is still a community in decline. This Church has about 100 members on its roll 80 or more are elderly and physically unable to attend every service. We will be celebrating our 92 homecoming Sunday July 13th this year. Many non active members will show up and we will have about 50+ in services. This Church has started other Churches by missions into surrounding communities in the past. We expect this community to open up again very soon. With fuel prices going through the roof maybe many will look for a Church near their homes instead of traveling 10, 20 or more miles to Church.

I ban John81 for having to write such a long explanation to Kayla. :roll
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The is Channel 4 Action News Reporter (got to be on camera) Johnny Ace.

A report just came in that Kayla's post was taken by the Panel, par excellence, for review.

I have next to me the lawyer for the defendant (Kayla) Mr I. Ambulance Chaser, Esq.

:verymad: Johnny, If this Panel thinks that it is going to get away with railroading my client, they have another thing coming!

I understand Mr. Chaser, How is your client feeling about the pending decision?

Well Johnny, it stands to reason that she would be somewhat paranoid. She is under a lot of pressure, after all it is her post.

Oh, here she comes now why don't you ask her?

Kayla, Johnny Ace of Channel 4's Action News team, What is going through your mind now that the Professional Banning Society has taken your post for review?

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I see! For our viewers out there Kayla seems to be a bit nervous. So much so that she is speechless.

Wait a minute, My Producer is telling me that the PBS has reached a verdict and will be making an announcement soon.

Miss Kayla, If you can get yourself together for just a moment our viewers would really like to know how you feel.

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There you have it folks Kayla feels surrounded. I think we can give up some sympathy. musicboohoo.gif

Kayla and fellow viewers I have received news that the Panel has come up to the podium and are ready to give a statement.

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Kayla! Wait come back! We would like a statement! rude.gif

Mr I.A. Chaser, Esq, your client has fled, Do you have a prepared statement on her behalf?

Ahem, Yes Sir I d -------------------- 5.gif Sorry Johnny a new client just called gotta go ------- Bolt.gif

Well this is Johnny Ace reporting from the PBS Building downtown. Good night and that's the way it is!
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Ouch! Hey that Smarts!
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Ban Palatka for being so random

1.gif I ban Kayla for not giving at least a little smile. I actually worked hard for that. Not to mention getting knocked in the head by a brick. Somebody please bring me an ice pack. 1.gif
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Ban Palatka for getting in the way of a flying brick...and, actually getting hit w/ it. :ooops Are you alright, sir? :eek

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