Only 4 parachutes

[Newlife84]

Subject: Only 4 parachutes
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers
on board, but only
> >>4
> >>parachutes -
> >>
> >>The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA
basketball player.
> >>The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he
took the 1st pack
> >>and
> >>left the plane.
> >>
> >>The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife
of a former U.S.
> >>President, a NY State Senator and a potential future
president. And I am
> >>the
> >>smartest woman in American history, so America 's people
don't want me to
> >>die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
> >>
> >>The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said I am a US Senator,
the democratic
> >>party
> >>needs me and my liver still has some good years left. So
he grabbed the
> >>pack
> >>next to him and jumped.
> >>
> >>The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th
passenger, a 10 year old
> >>schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years
left, and as a
> >>Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."
> >>
> >>The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for
you. America 's
> >>smartest woman took my schoolbag.

[brother_mike]

Well, that brightened up my Monday morning

God bless
Bro. Mike

[annette_j]

That brought a smile to my face Thanks!!!

[kevinmiller]

:nutty

[grace2u]

:ha Oh...if only....

[Flourgirl]

:haha That was great!!!!!!!!!

[HappyChristian]

:lol: :lol:

[IM4given]

:nutty :nutty

[Tim]

:face: :nutty

[bibletotingunslinger]

:ha Oh...if only....

Me 2 :coffee