The Never Ending Story...

[OLD fashioned preacher]

as I walked the plank of Subway chicken I saw the oil and ...

[Rosie]

hot dogs just a frying

[John81]

and everyone said, "my what big eyes you have"!

[OLD fashioned preacher]

He said, "Why the better to pretend to hear you with, my ...

[Genevanpreacher]

...pondering corn puff.

[Rosie]

dear

[Genevanpreacher]

Uh..I mean...ahem!...My pondering corn puff dear!

Edited October 2, 2014 by Genevanpreacher

[ThePilgrim]

After pondering a bit, I managed to pull myself together and then . . . . 

[Genevanpreacher]

realized it was time to go to bed. So we found a home for rent, Barack handling the bill, of course really the American people handled the bill.

As I lay on the couch (Barack OBviously got the four poster bed in the master bedroom) I dreamed a dream.

And in that dream I...

[No Nicolaitans]

...dreamed I was running through a field of clover. 

[ThePilgrim]

And oh what a beautiful field of clover t'was till ther came from a distant farm a bunch of goats.  (Or is that flock or herd or whatever it was a bunch of them.)

Edited October 2, 2014 by ThePilgrim

[OLD fashioned preacher]

A herd of goats, riding in a bunch of banana boats --- coming closer, faster, closer, faster, closer .. till.. til......

[Jim_Alaska]

I woke up...

[No Nicolaitans]

...and realized this had all been a dream. The house, the 3-sided cube, OBama, the submarine...it was all a dream. So I roused myself out of bed, turned on the coffee, and...

[Jim_Alaska]

Said, "thank you Lord"...