Did Jesus Save You From Your Sins?

[No Nicolaitans]

You won't do Bro. John!

 

If that doesn't make sense, that's Southern for, "You're funny."

[John81]

I speak Southern, and a couple other English languages too!

 

That hasn't helped me with that wood chuck problem.

[No Nicolaitans]

I think you guys scared him off......hasn't been back since!!
How do you put a square peg in a round hole, how high is high and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???   

 

I was wondering if I needed to check the rest of the forum to see if he'd started another thread for me to invade.   

 

Plus, this is a good way to build up my post count! 

[John81]

I sure wish Salyan would cut loose with some of that cool Canadian air and stop hogging it all to herself!

[No Nicolaitans]

How do you put a square peg in a round hole???

 

Very carefully!

 

 

 how high is high??? 

 

It depends on how low you are!

 

 

and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood??? 

 

Now that's a good question for PreacherOfTruth!

[John81]

 

 

Now that's a good question for PreacherOfTruth!

You would have to ask the question properly.

 

and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???  Yes or No

[No Nicolaitans]

You would have to ask the question properly.

 

and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???  Yes or No

 

YOU...WON'T...DO!!!     

[John81]

and then the little boy said to the little girl

[John81]

salad dressing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John81]

then again, what about the cat?

[John81]

Do cows fight over which fast food chain chooses them?

[Ukulelemike]

Everyone says I love you,

The great big mosquito when he bites you

The fly when he's stuck on the fly-paper, too

Says I love you!

 

Everytime the cow says Moo

She makes the bull so very happy, too

And the rooster whe he hollers Cock-a-doodli-doodli-doo

Says I love you!

[John81]

Everyone says I love you,

The great big mosquito when he bites you

The fly when he's stuck on the fly-paper, too

Says I love you!

 

Everytime the cow says Moo

She makes the bull so very happy, too

And the rooster whe he hollers Cock-a-doodli-doodli-doo

Says I love you!

I think I'm going to cry!

 

Maybe I should memorize this and whisper it into my wife's ear on a romantic occasion.

[DaveW]

I have a feeling our fine moderators are well on the ball. ;)

[Ukulelemike]

Christopher Columbus, he sent the queen of Spain a very nice little note

He said "I love you, baby" and he got himself a nice big boat!

 

Whatcha think Columbus do

When he came here in fourteen-hunderd and ninety-two

He said to Pocohontas "Hatcha-Katcha-Vatcha-Voo!"

That means, "You litlle sonufagun I Love You!"

 

(You must read this in Chico Marx's voice!)