"Ban The Person Above You" Game

[Samer]

Ban Rachel because ohhhhhhh, I'm sure we'll find something! Like being 18 days older than me...That deserves a banning! Getting wrinkles yet? :D

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for not remembering that PERFECT people don't get wrinkles...oh goodness i'd better stop this before someone thinks i believe in sinless perfection and bans me for REAL!!

[Samer]

:o Ban Rachel for not believing in sinless perfection...

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for promoting HERESY! :lol:

[Samer]

Ban Rachel because if she's having trouble with it, maybe she needs to get reborn again...again?

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for being too funny to ban.

[Samer]

Ban Jim because Rachel is too much of a hypocrite to ban. :o
"You're too funny to ban!" *ban!* "Oops! :saint "
:frog

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for....uh...using more than 2 emoticons in a message! My cotton-pickin' goodness! :ha

[Samer]

Ban Rachel because I don't think Jesus ever picked cotton...and for being totally Southern.
And because :frog :sing: :saint :lol: :mrgreen:.

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for making fun of my phrase, and for being from CA where I'm told most people don't even KNOW what cotton is!! :mrgreen:

[Samer]

Ban Rachel because I'm totally from Kansas, but am just in CA for a few months, and I think "cotton-pickin'" is hilarious, but I was trying to get at the phrase "my goodness" that people use in the place of "my God" without really thinking about it (since Jesus IS our goodness).

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for 1.moving to ca from kansas (why on earth would you want to live THERE?!?! :D j/k 2.for thinking cotton-pickin is funny...tell that to my grandma who used to pick it for a living! and 3.because i really only meant "my goodness"...i am from the south, and once its in there, it never gets out!! thats what you get coming from a lonnnng line of people who pick cotton, goodness gracious!! :)

[Samer]

Ban Rachel because the church here is totally better, and it's just until January, because cotton-picking is still funny as a colloquialism, and because Psalm 144:2 trumps heritage. :frog

[joyfulpraise93]

ban samer for....(reading ps 144:2)...showing me the truth about that! wow, never thought about it that way...will TRY very hard to not say that, but you're NOT taking cotton-pickin' away! I'd die if I couldn't pick cotton every day! :)

[Samer]

Ban Rachel for being awesome like that, even for something so ingrained in common vocabulary.
And because "Oh my Word!" is another reference to Jesus that's snuck into our Christian language when people tried to be sneaky about blasphemy, and everybody has cottin-pickin' been using it ignorantly ever since.