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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

-You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you
like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
coming.
-- Alan, age 10





-No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10




-WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then.


-- Camille, age 10

-HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to
be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8





-WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


-WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use them
to get to know each other.


Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
-- Martin, age 10





-WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead.

The next day I would call all the newspapers and make
sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9





-WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?



It's OK when they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7





The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them


and have kids with them.


It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8





-IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.


Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



-HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE
DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is...


-HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a truck accident.


-- Ricky, age 10

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-IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.


Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



:nutty

Out of the mouths of babes!

Now why can't my friends understand this?!?!
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Now THAT is funny. :lol:
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-No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

I'd run home and play dead.
The next day I would call all the newspapers and make
sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

It's OK when they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7



Too funny! But that's true about God deciding...hmm...makes me wonder who He has for me... :wink

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