THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES

[Ron]

THE YEAR ' S BEST (actual) HEADLINES



Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! )




Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(No, really? )

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far! )

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy! )

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
(Those good-for-nothing ' lazy so-and-sos! )

Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial! )

War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect! )

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
(Ya think?! )

Cold Wave Linked to
Temperatures
(Who would have thought! )

Enfield Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something! )


Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge! )

New Study of Obesity Looks for
Larger Test Group
(Weren't they fat enough?! )

Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
(That?s what he gets for eating those beans! )

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(Do they taste like chicken? )

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again! )

Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall! )

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that right? )

[Marcus2Israel]

:clap: :rollover:

[qwerty guy]

is it sad I remember a good half of what those stories where?

[John81]

:tum

[dadof4]

:bwahaha:


Thanks for the laughs!

[LAF]

:lol:

[HappyChristian]

Too funny! :rollover: