Administrators Pastor Matt Posted October 12 Administrators Share Posted October 12 I’ve officially found a way to make my job as pastor easier… by hiring a robot! Introducing the Optimus PastorBot 3000! Need a visit? No problem. My new robot friend will knock on your door, share the Gospel, and even quote the perfect Bible verse every time. No awkward conversations, just straight to the point. Imagine: Optimus going out to soulwinning, he’ll never get lost or skip a house. He’ll share the plan of salvation flawlessly (because robots never get nervous). It’ll even follow up with people to remind them about baptism. Meanwhile, I’ll be home, chilling with a cup of coffee starting a pastoral podcast on making pastoral life easy. Guess I’ll still have to preach though… unless this robot starts learning how to do that too. PS: Robots don’t enjoy coffee and donuts after service. Looks like I’ll be the one sticking around for fellowship time. https://nypost.com/.../heres-when-elon-musks-optimus.../ HappyChristian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrotherTony Posted October 12 Members Share Posted October 12 29 minutes ago, Pastor Matt said: I’ve officially found a way to make my job as pastor easier… by hiring a robot! Introducing the Optimus PastorBot 3000! Need a visit? No problem. My new robot friend will knock on your door, share the Gospel, and even quote the perfect Bible verse every time. No awkward conversations, just straight to the point. Imagine: Optimus going out to soulwinning, he’ll never get lost or skip a house. He’ll share the plan of salvation flawlessly (because robots never get nervous). It’ll even follow up with people to remind them about baptism. Meanwhile, I’ll be home, chilling with a cup of coffee starting a pastoral podcast on making pastoral life easy. Guess I’ll still have to preach though… unless this robot starts learning how to do that too. PS: Robots don’t enjoy coffee and donuts after service. Looks like I’ll be the one sticking around for fellowship time. https://nypost.com/.../heres-when-elon-musks-optimus.../ WOW! Looks like Will Smith's movie, "I, Robot" is coming to a pulpit near you; LOL Pastor Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGloryLand Posted October 12 Members Share Posted October 12 Looks like Pastor Matt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Pastor Matt Posted October 12 Author Administrators Share Posted October 12 6 hours ago, TheGloryLand said: Looks like More like C-3PO BrotherTony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators HappyChristian Posted October 18 Administrators Share Posted October 18 Yes, yes! No need to feed the soulwinners, either! And they can go all day, every day! Sounds like a plan! Heehee BrotherTony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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