Here me out: Optimus PastorBot 3000!

[Pastor Matt]

I’ve officially found a way to make my job as pastor easier… by hiring a robot!

Introducing the Optimus PastorBot 3000!

Need a visit? No problem. My new robot friend will knock on your door, share the Gospel, and even quote the perfect Bible verse every time. No awkward conversations, just straight to the point.

Imagine:

• Optimus going out to soulwinning, he’ll never get lost or skip a house.
• He’ll share the plan of salvation flawlessly (because robots never get nervous).
• It’ll even follow up with people to remind them about baptism. Meanwhile, I’ll be home, chilling with a cup of coffee starting a pastoral podcast on making pastoral life easy.

 

Guess I’ll still have to preach though… unless this robot starts learning how to do that too.

PS: Robots don’t enjoy coffee and donuts after service. Looks like I’ll be the one sticking around for fellowship time.

 

https://nypost.com/.../heres-when-elon-musks-optimus.../

 

 

[BrotherTony]

29 minutes ago, Pastor Matt said:

I’ve officially found a way to make my job as pastor easier… by hiring a robot!

Introducing the Optimus PastorBot 3000!

Need a visit? No problem. My new robot friend will knock on your door, share the Gospel, and even quote the perfect Bible verse every time. No awkward conversations, just straight to the point.

Imagine:

• Optimus going out to soulwinning, he’ll never get lost or skip a house.
• He’ll share the plan of salvation flawlessly (because robots never get nervous).
• It’ll even follow up with people to remind them about baptism. Meanwhile, I’ll be home, chilling with a cup of coffee starting a pastoral podcast on making pastoral life easy.

 

Guess I’ll still have to preach though… unless this robot starts learning how to do that too.

PS: Robots don’t enjoy coffee and donuts after service. Looks like I’ll be the one sticking around for fellowship time.

 

https://nypost.com/.../heres-when-elon-musks-optimus.../

 

 

WOW! Looks like Will Smith's movie, "I, Robot" is coming to a pulpit near you; LOL 

[TheGloryLand]

Looks like  

[Pastor Matt]

6 hours ago, TheGloryLand said:

Looks like  

More like C-3PO

[HappyChristian]

Yes, yes! No need to feed the soulwinners, either! And they can go all day, every day! Sounds like a plan! Heehee