If you would be...

[John81]

Joshua

If you could be in America in any past year, what year would it be?

[Crushmaster]

Whatever year was the darkest, though I don't know what year that would be...

If you were a dog, what type would you be?

[John81]

(perhaps the darkest year was 1816, the year without summer?)

Beagle

If you were a pilot, what type of aircraft would you fly?

[Crushmaster]

Probably a fighter plane.

If you were were a soldier, what type would you be?

[John81]

Army Ranger

If you were to time travel anywhere during anytime, where and when?

[Crushmaster]

Perhaps the 1st century A.D., Jerusalem.

If you were a type of sandwich, what kind would you be?

[John81]

Hero!

If you were a donut, which would you be?

[Crushmaster]

Original, glazed, normal - just how I like it.

If you were a hymn, what hymn would you be?

[John81]

I'll Fly Away

If you could be excellent at one thing for a month, what would it be?

[Crushmaster]

Hmm. Maybe computer programming.

If you could be good at any martial art or fighting style, which one would you choose?

[Salyan]

Kickboxing (tain't very practical, though...)

If you could be any ruler in history, which would you be?

[Crushmaster]

Hmm. Maybe one of our recent presidents...

If you were a type of dog, which kind would you be?

[Salyan]

A German Shepherd.

If you were a writer, and could write a book on any subject, what would it be about?

[Guest Joshua Berndt]

Right now, I would want to write about a Christian Superhero. Oh wait, I do! If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

[Salyan]

Invisibility - so I could get to the piano completely unobtrusively!

If you could witness any church event in history (excluding those recorded in the Gospels or Acts), which would it be?