The Never Ending Story...

[Covenanter]

... so I came to the inevitable conclusion ...

[HappyChristian]

...that I needed to take a walk outside.

[Rosie]

then i heard a noise

[paid4]

It was OBama. He came after all, but I didn't see any crackers with him. Oh well, he must not like crackers.

When he started talking it sounded like....

[Rosie]

he was saying i want some fried hot dogs

[HappyChristian]

to go with my fried cabbage.

[Salyan]

So I fed him. Then we proceeded outside and drove to...

[HappyChristian]

ManitOBa. Where, to my surprise,...

[paid4]

we took a plane to Russia. We met all his friends and saw first hand what he models his governing styles after. He proceeded to tell me that when he was just a young man he used to ......

[Rosie]

belong to the Russian Army

[paid4]

and how he once killed a man with just his thumb. Then I began to get scared and decided for myself that it was time for a "change".

So i ran as fast as I could and got on the plane and went to......

[Covenanter]

The toilet

[No Nicolaitans]

Where I separated the two-ply roll of tissue into two separate one-ply rolls.

[OLD fashioned preacher]

Just as my lawyer taught me in the Hair-splitting 101 semester.

[paid4]

Once my paper work was finished, we headed for Hawaii in search for the exotic and elusive birth certificate. We never did find what we were looking for so we left there and went to....