Who is your favorite preacher?

[OFIB Preacher]

We? You mean you and the mouse in your pocket?

Calvinism is heresy.

LOL

AMEN!!!

[OFIB Preacher]

Keep reading, view his videos and you'll see it right quick.

Sis is right!

[OFIB Preacher]

LOL Best response I've seen to this guy, yet!

[OFIB Preacher]

Happy"Christian", you seem like someone who would fit very well with the satanits at Fighting forum. Proverbs 6:16-19

Is your husband a member of this forum? Seems like men of God on here need to have a conversation with him. If I found my wife engage in such spiteful falsification, she'd be cutting her own switches.

Speaking as a former "FFFer," I'm wondering if this guy is related, or one in the same to Ephesians Chick! Noone else I've seen, is soooooooooooooo quick to call others "Satanists!"

[OFIB Preacher]

I used to hate Santa Clause, but now I need to examine my stand.

I don't want to appear to agree with this nutjOB on anything.

Roger on that!

[OFIB Preacher]

I see that you were regulated to the non-believers forum over on that board. I am not a member, but a quick google search shows it up. Where did you learn to hate so much?

Sounds like a proper assessment.

[OFIB Preacher]

I'm guessing you won't be here very long either.

I will say one thing though, your posts are very entertaining, they're... well, with you Tom, it's like every post is Christmas!

Hih hih!

[OFIB Preacher]

O Divine Eternal Father, in union with Your Divine Son and the Holy Spirit, I beg You to DESTROY the power of Your greatest enemy - satan!

Cast him and his cohorts into the deepest recesses of hell and chain them there forever! Take possession of Your Ministry which You have bid created and which is rightfully Yours!

O JESUS, lay before you prostrate the mortals of those who have transgressed and blasphemed your name and this ministry. Slowly pound and stomp them into OBlivion, starting with their extremeties so that they might know you as LORD! Amen!

I have received from God the power and mission to crush the head of Satan, we humbly beseech you to send your holy Legions, that, under your command and by your power, they may pursue the evil spirits, encounter them on every side, resist their bold attacks and drive them hence into the abyss of eternal woe. Amen!

O Lord, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do you, O Prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about this forum seeking the ruin of souls. Amen!

I repeat this prayer out of pure love for You with every beat of my heart and with every breath I take. Amen!

Fellow true Christians, join me in prayer so that we may fortify our souls and resolve further againt the myriad plots of satan and his minions. Know that our mission is made only more apparent and our spirits have only doubled in strength under this attack!

O Jesus, animated with a desire to repair the outrages unceasingly offered to Thee, we stand united before Thy throne of mercy, and in the name of all the Elect, pledge our love and fidelity to Thee.

The more Thy mysteries are blasphemed, the more firmly we shall believe them, O Jesus!

The more impiety endeavors to extinguish our hope of immortality, the more we shall trust in Thy Heart, sole Hope of mankind!

The more hearts resist Thy Divine attractions, the more we shall love Thee, O infinitely amiable Jesus!

The more unbelief attacks Thy Divinity, the more humbly and profoundly we shall adore It, O Divine Heart of Jesus!

The more Thy holy laws are transgressed and ignored, the more we shall delight to OBserve them, O most holy Jesus!

The more Thy Commandments are despised and abandoned, the more frequently we shall receive them with love and reverence, O most generous Jesus!

The more the imitation of Thy virtues is neglected and forgotten, the more we shall endeavor to practice them, O Jesus, model of every virtue!

The more the devil labors to destroy souls, the more we shall be inflamed with desire to Save them, O Jesus, zealous warrior of Heaven!

The more sin and impurity destroy the image of God in man, the more we shall try by purity of life to be a living temple of the Holy Spirit, O Jesus!

The more this ministry is despised, the more we shall endeavor to be your faithful children, O Jesus!

O Jesus, through Thy powerful grace, may we become Thy apostles in the midst of a corrupted world, and be Thy crown in the kingdom of Heaven. Amen!

What you see above my comments, is nothing but the vain repetition of the heathen!!!!!!!

[OFIB Preacher]

Sorry to interrupt your prayer, but it's filled with many doctrinal errors. I suggest you repent of your heresy lest you fall into satanitsism.



As New Testament Christians we are commanded to love and pray for our enemies and bless them. While this would not include Satan, it would include many of his cohorts.

Matt. 5:44, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"



Once again, this is doctrinally incorrect. You are required to repent in light of the scripures, lest you fall into satanitsism. The bruising of the serpent's head is not the ministry of the church. It is done by Jesus Christ Himself. At the cross the heel was bruised, and at Armegeddon the head of the serpent will be bruised.

Rom. 16:20, "And the God of peace shall bruise Satan under your feet shortly. The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ [be] with you. Amen."

Ps. 68:21, "But God shall wound the head of his enemies, [and] the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses."



Peter was rebuked by Jesus for wanting Him to skip Calvary and go straight to the Kingdom age. You have prayed for God to send Satan to Hell, something which will not happen for at least 1,000 years. You are doctrinally incorrect. Repent, heathen.

Matthew 16:21-23, " From that time forth began Jesus to shew unto his disciples, how that he must go unto Jerusalem, and suffer many things of the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised again the third day.
22 Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee.
23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men."

Rev. 20:2-3, 10, " And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
3 And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season. 10 And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

Just illustrating the ridiculous by being ridiculous, folks.

LOL

[OFIB Preacher]

I've studied the women's issues, men's issues, marriage issues, etc., and none of what you posted from Scripture says husbands are to "keep them in line". You have failed to post any Scripture that says husbands are to "do what it takes" in order to keep order in the home or to have their wives comply with them.

You proclaim to be about following the Bible yet you also proclaim that which the Bible doesn't say. Worse yet, you promote what the Bible doesn't say at all.

AMEN, Brother! Tell it like it is!

[OFIB Preacher]

Why not just use the Bible and post the Scripture which validates what you have put forth? That would suffice just fine.

Revolutionary idea, but he can't do it, 'cause he hasn't a shred of scripture rightly divided for it! The only way he can have some scripture to back up what he says, is to shred (or to use a Bible term, "wrest") it!
2 Peter 3:16

[OFIB Preacher]

Is not one enough? Bible talks a lot about heresy.

How many sins do you have to commit to be a sinner?
How many lies before you are a lier?
How many heresies do you need to preach to be a heretic?

I'll go slow for you, the answer is ONE.

The Bible says stay away from them and yet you are holding hands with them.
Romans 16:17 - Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them
Titus 3:10 - A man that is an heretic after the first and second admonition reject;

You can't choose which heretic you are going to embrace and which ones that you are going to separate away from. That is unless God gave you special permission that He did not give the rest of us.

AMEN, BroMatt!!!

[OFIB Preacher]

O-K, the third time's the charm! BroK, I thought your favorite preacher was Paul Manis!

Oops? I noticed a few posts back, one of the earlier posts of that comment took and now I see it the time I know it did! How'd that happen, seeing as the first and second time everything didn't "click" over here, letting me know it even typed? Ah, well, I reckon BroK can answer one or the other, if he pleases! LOL

[Kleptes]

Hmmmmm...... Thomas are you sure you don't have a little bit of islam in your teachings about women? Reverend eh? Finally after making all those error filled statements and your understanding of the Bible. You decide to present your self as a preacher/reverend. Lol... and I thought Harold Campings theology was bad. Tied for first in my book.

Edited July 31, 2010 by Kleptes

[Wilchbla]

Now, there's a name I recognize, Charles Lawson; great preacher! Have ya ever heard or seen any of Brother Cape's (sp?) messages on there?

Not right off hand but I could listen to Lawson all day long. I almost feel like a member of his church now.