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Mmm, fried skunk. :icon_mrgreen: That with some squirrel pancakes, some gator sandwiches, and some possum soup...Plus some racoon fries on the side, with a classic Coke to wash it all down...

Yum.
Just kidding
God bless,
Crushmaster.


RE... squirrel pancakes. The problem here is that most men don't know how to fix pancakes. Observe any "mens breakfast." Men have a tendency/habit to use the spatula to press down on the pancake the same way they "press" a hamburger on a grill. The pancake is supposed to be left alone, of course, to make it "light and airy."

When the squirrel pancake is "pressed" as men are prone to do, it gets awfully tuff. The lesson here men is to let that squirrel pancake be and it will be the lightest and fluffiest squirrel pancake you ever had.
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Okay Bro Matt, how much will it take to have you lock this thread right now, leaving me the winner?


I AM SHOCKED!!! That you would try to bribe the admin!! Oh, the agony of it all. The sorrow....BroMatt, you'd give me a discount, right? :icon_mrgreen:
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Church picnic within the hour!!! What a perfectly beautiful day for our church picnic!!! What an awesome God we serve!!! Fantastic service today, excellent Sunday school, and now perfect weather for eating and fellowship at our church picnic!!!

Praise God!!!

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