Never lie to a Kid

[bibletotingunslinger]

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do
the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother
had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette
head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are
some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while
and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

[HappyChristian]

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[chev1958]

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[bibletotingunslinger]

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the
blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I
stood
on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn
red
in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

[chev1958]

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[bibletotingunslinger]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of an
elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile
of
apples. The teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples."

[John81]

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[IM4given]

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