You Know You Live in the Country ...

[John81]

... when a trip to the dump means you might get some new furniture.

... when you know what a chigger is.

... when your next-door neighbor lives a mile down the road.

... when the nearest big aquarium is stocked with bait.

... when you consider duct tape and WD-40 to be among the fundamental components holding the universe together.

... when you can hear the neighbor's truck two miles down the road.

... when you keep a grease jar on the stove.

... when today's dinner was strolling around the yard yesterday morning.

... when the biggest thing you ever won was a 50 pound sack of manure.

[Kayla]

There was only one on the list I have not experienced before. :lol:

[OLD fashioned preacher]

You know you're country when :















you don't see anything unusual about any of that.

[Kayla]

I know I was just thinking about that too...I thought everyone had a grease jar on their stove...until I went to college.

[HappyChristian]

Hmmm...the only things we didn't do were go to the dump for new furniture and eat our chickens...kept them for laying, until dogs tore 'em up.