Did Jesus Save You From Your Sins?

[No Nicolaitans]

Did you ever notice that if you run your hand across rough-cut lumber, you'll get splinters?

[No Nicolaitans]

I also drink Apple Cider Vinegar once a day.  Well, I add about 2 tablespoons of it to a cup of water.  

[John81]

One of the neighbors is burning something and it smells terrible!

[John81]

A rather mummified looking little bird fell out of a broken corner on our porch. Kind of neat and creepy at the same time.

[No Nicolaitans]

My car has over 250,000 miles on it! It's a keeper!

[John81]

I sometimes add a dash of cinnamon to my coffee.

[No Nicolaitans]

A rather mummified looking little bird fell out of a broken corner on our porch. Kind of neat and creepy at the same time.

 

[John81]

My car has over 250,000 miles on it! It's a keeper!

My last two cars both kicked the bucket at about that many miles. My "new" car now has 139,000 miles on it.

[John81]

I'm glad the buffalo don't roam around my home!

[No Nicolaitans]

I put lime (the chemical...not the fruit) underneath our front porch at the suggestion of the crew who worked on our mold problem.

[John81]

I put lime (the chemical...not the fruit) underneath our front porch at the suggestion of the crew who worked on our mold problem.

Is that where the bodies are?

 

 

Ummmm, on second thought, I don't want to know!

[No Nicolaitans]

My last two cars both kicked the bucket at about that many miles. My "new" car now has 139,000 miles on it.

 

I'm afraid mine is about to kick the bucket.  It has a lot of little quirks.  I'll be going down the road, and it'll just kind of cough, sputter, and want to die...but it just keeps on going!

[No Nicolaitans]

Is that where the bodies are?

 

 

Ummmm, on second thought, I don't want to know!

 

[John81]

I'm afraid mine is about to kick the bucket.  It has a lot of little quirks.  I'll be going down the road, and it'll just kind of cough, sputter, and want to die...but it just keeps on going!

Sounds like both of my last two cars! They both had similar problems like that, but each car had unique problems. Eventually the cost of duct tape and prospects of having to buy it by the case became too much so we had to let them go.

[Jesuspaiditall4all]

I think you guys scared him off......hasn't been back since!!
How do you put a square peg in a round hole, how high is high and if a wood chuck chucked wood, how long would it take for a wood chuck to chuck wood???