Gettin' work done!

[chev1958]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly afterwards, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Rednecks know how to git-R-dun

[Alison]

:lol: :lol:

[Anon]

LOL that was cute!

[kevinmiller]

:lol: :lol:

[IM4given]

:nutty 'at's a good 'ern!

[hermanj]

:nutty :nutty :nutty

[Psalms18_28]

:lol:

[Tim]

:nutty

[bibletotingunslinger]

:nutty 'at's a good 'ern!

:java:

[BroJesse]

huh? them rednecks have phones? :eek

[Tim]

Ain't you ever heard of a high tech redneck :hmm

[BroJesse]

Ain't you ever heard of a high tech redneck :hmm

Nope. Have you?

Do they live in the same place where squirrels order their nuts and other supplies on eBay? :lol

[Tim]

Nope. Have you?

Do they live in the same place where squirrels order their nuts and other supplies on eBay? :lol

Have I ever seen one ? I are one, :duh I carry two cell phones and a beeper (One cell phone is also a two-way radio for work) and with my wireless internet connection I can hook up to the www while sitting in my Deer stand. :thumb