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Ah, you know them liberals...Every time you mention anything about their lives they jump on you with that "judge not" attitude, whether it be about homosexuality, drunkeness, perverted Bibles, or automobiles not meeting up to God's standard of excellence in that they are always Found On Roads Dead. :wink:

Oh okay, okay Kayla. I'm sorry. I fully expect to see you in heaven...But judgment begins at the house of God, and you're forfeiting some crowns/rewards here...Just thought I'd warn ya.

Nevermind the fact that I drive a Mercury. :lol:

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Yes, but Mercury only makes me a mini-heretic. At least it's not a full-blown Ford. God will look the other way. Now get that mote out of your eye: It's quite distasteful!

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I know, but I still have to live with the Ford connection every day of my life. I pray God will have pity upon a poor sinner like me. And please don't let anybody know...I just need it to get around to classes and whatnot, you know.

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