Why Ask Why?

[John81]

Why Ask Why?


If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?

Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?

Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?

Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

Why are they called marbles, if they're made out of glass?

What color hair do bald men put on their drivers license?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

[chev1958]

Iowa doesn't ask for hair color, but on my NC driver's license during my military years, it says "BD."

[suitman]

why is there only 1 monopolies comission?

[MilkmanDan]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[pneu-engine]

How does a house burn up and burn down at the same time?

How can a company go "belly-up", if it goes "down the drain".