Happy Father's Day

[BrotherTony]

I'd like to wish all of the Fathers here on OB a very blessed and happy Father's day. I was only a foster father way back when. But that was rewarding enough. Cherish your families, especially your children. They truly are a gift from God. Blessings.

BT

[Pastor Matt]

In honor of all fathers, here are some dad jokes. If you have one reply here.

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
2. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
12. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
14. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
15. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
16. I used to hate facial hair... But then it grew on me!

[Joe Chandler]

42 minutes ago, Pastor Matt said:

In honor of all fathers, here are some dad jokes. If you have one reply here.

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
2. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
12. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
14. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
15. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
16. I used to hate facial hair... But then it grew on me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

[Napsterdad]

My 12-year-old LOVES dad jokes. How about these:

• "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

• "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."

• "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

• "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

• "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."

• "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

• "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."

• "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

• "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

• "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

• "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it.

• "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"