Military Rules

[Ron]

A navy relative sent me this to my email box. I didn't write it but i thought it was really funny. I truly love our military and support our troops, but if anybody finds this joke offensive to the military then feel free to have the mods delete it!


Military Rules By Service/Corps:
>>
>> Marine Corps Rules:
>>
>> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
>> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
>> 3. ! Have a plan.
>> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't
>> work.
>> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone
>> you meet.
>> 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not
>> start with a '4.'
>> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
>> Life is expensive.
>> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral
>> & diagonal preferred.)
>> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
>> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
>> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you
>> lose.
>> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber,
>> stance,or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
>> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your
>> intention to shoot.
>>
>> Navy SEAL's Rules:
>>
>> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
>> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
>> 3. Adjust speedo.
>> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>>
>> US Army Rangers Rules:
>>
>> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
>> 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
>> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
>> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>>
>> US Army Rules:
>>
>> 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
>> 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
>> 3. Curse bitterly.
>> 4. Curse bitterly.
>> 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
>> 6. Curse bitterly.
>>
>> US Air Force Rules :
>>
>> 1. Have a cocktail.
>> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
>> 3. See what's on HBO.
>> 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
>> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point
>> presentation.
>> 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
>> executives.
>> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
>> 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them
>> operationally.
>> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>> 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but
>> close enough to have tax exemption.
>>
>> And last, but not least.
>> US Navy Rules:
>>
>> 1. Go to Sea.
>> 2. Drink Coffee.
>> 3. Deploy Marines.

[HappyChristian]

:lol: We have former Marines and Navy men in my family, and now a National Guardsmen (they are noticeably absent from the list - even though it is Army National Guard, they are not like the regular Army! :Green ). That is funny!!