Two Mexicans (BLame Dave W!)

[Lee-Anne]

> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
> when all of a sudden...
>
> Hey Pepe, do you smell whad I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of
> eet.
>
> Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee too.
>
> So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there,
> in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
>
> There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
> bacon, double-smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>
> Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. Eees a bacon tree.
>
> Luis, are you sure ees notta meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget.
>
> Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...
> eesnotta meerage, ees a bacon tree.
>
> And with that Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within five metres,
> Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun
> opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
> wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his
> dying
> breath.
>
> Pepe...go back hombre, you was right. Ees notta bacon tree
>
> Luis, Luis, mi amigo... what ees it?
>
> Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... (gasp!!)
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> Ees........(puff, pant!!)
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> Ees..........(nghuhh!)
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> Ees---------(huhuhuhu!)
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> Ees.............(arrrrrrrrrrrh!)
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> Eees a ham bush!

[HappyChristian]

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[pneu-engine]

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