Husbandmart

[Charbo]

A new store opened in our town ? HUSBANDMART. The building is several stories tall. One single lady decided to check it out.

Upon entering the front door she was met with a sign posting the rules to the store:

- A customer may shop each floor.

- If she does not find a man to her liking she may ascend to the next floor.

- At no time may the customer descend to a lower floor except to exit the building.

She thought that was rather odd, but decided to see what the store had to offer. On the first floor she noticed a sign stating: ?FLOOR 1 ? THESE MEN HAVE JOBS.? ?Well,? she thought, ?that?s an improvement on my previous boyfriend.?

She decided though to see what the next floor had to offer. Upon arrival she was greeted with this sign: ?FLOOR 2 ? THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE CHILDREN.? ?This is good,? she thought to herself. ?But I bet it gets better on the third floor.?

On the third floor the sign read, ?FLOOR 3 ? THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE CHILDREN AND ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING.? ?This is wonderful, but I?ve got to see what?s next.?

The fourth floor sign was: ?FLOOR 4 ? THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE CHILDREN, ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH THE HOUSEWORK.? ?Can it get any better?? she wondered. But she still decided to see what was next.

Arriving on the fifth floor the sign said: ?FLOOR 5 - THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE CHILDREN, ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING, HELP WITH THE HOUSEWORK AND ARE VERY ROMANTIC.? ?Be still my heart!? she gasped. But even with all that, she still had to see what was on the next floor.

This was the sign greeting her on the sixth floor: ?WELCOME TO FLOOR 6. YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER 6,547,381. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR IS HERE ONLY TO PROVE THAT A WOMAN IS NEVER SATISFIED.?

[LAF]

:Bleh :Green :lol:

[Ande]

Boo and Hiss!! :frog J/K that was good! :lol:

[Lee-Anne]

:lol: :lol: