Funny phrases.

[ZacharyW]

I found this on the ACA (Australian Christian Academy, our homeschooling 'school') forum:

Hey guys! I thought some of these were funny





1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.



2. A will is a dead giveaway.



3. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.



4. A backward poet writes inverse.



5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.



6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.



7. Acupuncture: a jab well done.



8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.



9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.



10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.



11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.



12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.



13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.



14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.



15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.



16. A calendar's days are numbered.



17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.



18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.



19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.



20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.



21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.



22. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.



23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.



24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.



25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.



26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

:lol:

[John81]

:lol: I love those sort of things!

I can certainly relate to this one:

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. :tum

[Kayla]

This one makes me think of my mom.

"When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye."

[Marcus2Israel]

:lol: these are so clever! :lol:

[ZacharyW]

They're not mine. I found them. They are funny.

[tired]

:lol: :lol: