The ant and the grasshopper

[IM4given]

> You may think this is funny or crazy, but it is so true....
>
>
> The ant and the grasshopper > This one is a little different...Two Different Versions! Two Different
Morals!
> > OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
> > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
>
> The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
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> MODERN VERSION:
> > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.
>
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.
>
> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others are cold and starving.
>
> CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food. America 's stunned by the sharp contrast.
>
> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?
>
> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody
cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
>
> Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where
the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has
the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
>
> Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an
immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
>
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
>
> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the government.
>
> Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal
judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare
recipients.
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> The ant loses the case.
>
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of
the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the
ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
>
> The ant has disappeared in the snow.
>
> The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house,
now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood.
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> MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2008

[anime4christ]

:lol: Gotta love (er, hate) politics.

[tired]

So true. :thumb

[OLD fashioned preacher]

can anyone spell s-o-c-i-a-l-i-s-m?? ooops - we don't have any of that in this country - guess I forgot :smile