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Three Chimps Met



Three Chimps met to talk one day,
About politics in the USA.
The issues that were clear to see,
Had made it to their jungle tree.

Said one Chimp to his monkey Mama,
?They?ve elected one they call Obama,
And the reason we?re all in a fuss,
Is because he says they came from us!

We must come up with a solution,
To denounce his claims of evolution.
They?ve all gone crazy, man, woman, and child,
And they say that WE are the one?s that?s wild!

No manly monk would choose the fate,
Of having another MAN monk as his mate.
For God has always destroyed the nation,
That chose to practice that abomination!

Has no one dared stepped forth to warn,
Those who kill the babes unborn?
He?s obviously listened to some fool,
We Chimps would never be so cruel.

And other things they do all day!
Too shameful for a noble monk to say!
Now, you see the cause for all this fuss.
They?ve descended from something?
BUT IT ISN?T US!!!?

Signed, Three Concerned Chimps.

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No manly monk would choose the fate,
Of having another MAN monk as his mate.
For God has always destroyed the nation,
That chose to practice that abomination!


:amen: Thanks, PreacherBen!!

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